The Grumpy Glow™ Wall Light
A cheeky green holiday grump with light-up LED hands that cast a warm, cozy glow. Battery-powered; wall mount included.
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WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
Small figure. Big personality.
Warm LED glow
Soft, candle-toned light with no heat and no flame — safe around kids and pets.
Cord-free & portable
Runs on 3×AA batteries, so he glows anywhere — no outlet, no wires.
Shelf or wall
Stands on its own or hangs flush with the included wall mount.
Collectible finish
Hand-painted detail on durable resin — looks far pricier than it is.
The ultimate gag gift
White-elephant winner and desk trophy for the office cynic.
Just flip & go
No app, no setup. One switch, works out of the box.
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Everything you're wondering.
How is it powered?+
Runs on 3×AA batteries (not included). A switch turns the glow on and off.
How big is it?+
25cm tall × 18cm wide — a substantial, shelf-worthy size.
Can I hang it on the wall?+
Yes — a wall mount is included, or stand it on any flat surface.
Is the light safe to leave on?+
Yes — warm-toned LED, cool to the touch, no flame.
When will my order arrive?+
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What if I don't love it?+
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